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u may have killed my favorite character but u will never kill my spirit. or my love for them. or my ability to talk about them for an irritatingly long amount of time
Oh my god….Game of FUCKING Thrones!!!
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oh fuck off. it’s illegal so officers can enter your fucking home to try and save you without a warrant.
And so they can detain you in a hospital for 48 hours and get you help.
Yup. Trust me, it’s not because you’re “government property” it’s because you’re a fucking human and human life means something.
It is illegal because it is considered murder. If you commit suicide you are killing a person, even if that person is yourself.
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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us
That death orb is the one thing that keeps life going. If there was no death orb then the plants would die, then the animals that eat them, and the animals that eat them. And then the world would have nothing to revolve around, and so it would be flung into space and freeze.
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I tumblr! My name is Elaine. You can see me in this picture! That is me holding the sign, HI! Well my hubby said that if this gets 1 MILLION notes, he will buy me a horse. I would love a horse I grew up on a farm where I rode and ate horses til i was 15 when I moved. I have not seen a horse since, not even a picture! Only one painting I painted in 7th grade. My husband obviously thinks this is going to be an impossible task thats why I am taking this on the interwebs where i can get likes. I have 5,000 on facebook so I am almost there. I want brown horse with some white. I will braid the hair. Thanks so much everyone! Please help me achieve this! :) God Bless
Nobody saw that this woman said she ate horses until she was fifteen?
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why are all cuss words 4 letters.
Because most cuss words are actually a language that was separate from our own. There actually were two different languages in middle english: The noble language, and the low language. English is a descendant of both, but mainly of the noble language. Our cuss words, though, are actually what remains of the “lower” language, and so are considered “bad words.”
Just think, they had once just been everyday words.
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why does no one talk about the movie Sky High
Because that movie is old now
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
They’re making Hannibal evil… I shoulda seen this coming but still…
I was hoping he’d be an anti-hero at least. :(
HE EATS PEOPLE
HE EATS THE PEOPLE WHO ATE HIS SISTER AND FORCED HIM TO EAT HER TOO!!!
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